6 definitions by Jonno8825

Top Definition
An omen of doom... it shows that your xbox360 just kicked the bucket
WTF!? Noooooooooooooooooooo, my xbox, damn you red ring of death, now I can't play fable 2.
by Jonno8825 January 01, 2009
To drink so much that the night before doesn't exist to you.
Random|says= omg Jacob, you had sex with 3 different people in 2 hours
Jacob|says= Yep, I did a Jonno
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009
Most commonly used after a night of hard drinking.
after you get pulled over by the cops
Waking up in someones else's bed, ussually an ugly person, you thought was hot the night before.

Unlucky Guy = Jesus Christ did I really do that? That was a very bad idea.

Guy 1 = Well that was a bad idea
Guy 2 = Nuh, you think?
Guy 1 = Maybe doing doughnuts in a cop shop WAS a bad idea.
Cop = Ok you two, your coming with me
Guy 1/2 = Fuck
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009
1)Something good to dwell on when depressed.
2)Although, most scientists, believe the meaning of life is to procreate(make babies)
1)F**king hell, I shouldn't have done that last night.... F**k it, what's the meaning of life.
2)According to the evidence at hand, the meaning of life is to procreate , or to spread ones genes into the future
by Jonno8825 January 01, 2009
Showbiz for ugly people
Politics are just showbiz for ugly people, example, John Howard
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009
The opposite to a yager bomb
You have a glass of yager, and a shot of red bull
Jonno had 4 Suicide Bombs at that party.... he was pretty F**ked up.
by Jonno8825 January 02, 2009

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