11 definitions by JonathanHitchcock

curly johnson

When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button

"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.

"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

How to describe long words you cant spell

"How do you spell the one word in the song that's like supercalifragilisticexpeladcoios"
"idk thats a constaflabiorosis"

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch

Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

when you see somebody so bad that all your face muscles constrict and you look hot as shit

bbl face

by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022

when you grip eachothers legs and proceed to give a facial to a dog

wanna do a russian okomoko gambit?
YES!

by JonathanHitchcock January 25, 2023

me: you a big chiesty

him: stfu lil ass boy

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022