Jonathan's definitions

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

ggmad

Gotta go make a doody. In the toilet

Andrew brb(be right back) ggmad.

by Jonathan August 15, 2004

lo budg

Refers to someone that is either full of themself, dumb, or immature. It can also be used to describe a situation where someone has treated someone else poorly.

"Man, those chicks are so lo budg!"

"Dude, theres no reason for that. That's just lo budg"

by Jonathan February 21, 2005

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004

barebacking

The act of fucking up the ass without wearing a rubber.

He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004

George Melly

Born (Alan) George Heywood Melly (1926-), Jazz singer, art historian and raconteur. Sang with Mick Mulligan’s Magnolia Jazz Band 1946-61 and since 1974 with John Chilton’s Feetwarmers. His early experiences in the Royal Navy and as an assistant at the London Gallery are recalled in Rum, Bum, and Cocertina (1977) and Don’t Tell Sybill (1997). With Willy Fawkes (Trog) wrote the Strip cartoon Flook (1956-1971). From 1965-1973 was Observer critic for (successively) pop music, film and TV, and has since widely lectured on art. Other books include owning up (1964), The Media Mob, (with Barry Fantoni, 1980) and works on surrealism and primitive art.

Who's the fella in the stripey suit, eyepatch and singing those bawdy Blues songs? Why, it's none other than George Melly. Didn't he have a radio show on the BBC? Why, yes he did. He's a great bloke, is George!

by Jonathan October 3, 2004

84

1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.

2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.

3. The year only the coolest were born.

1. Yeah, Im hangin with my 84's this weekend

2. She definatly wasnt born in 84

by Jonathan April 20, 2005