131 definitions by Jonathan

whirly pig

A police hellicopter. See also ghetto bird.

Effin' whirly pigs keepin' me up at night.

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

ambwhore

A little blonde hot ass slut thats always horny.

When ambwhore came over we fucked like rabbits.

by Jonathan April 5, 2004

A Few Whiles

Noun: A collection of many short time periods.

We will leave to depart to the mall in "A Few Whiles."

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

Asshole-Milkshake

A drink. Usually made in the pornography industry. One first inserts speculum in anal cavity while one's back with legs around head. Next 5 men ejaculate into speculum to enter the rectum. Then whole milk is added with hershey syrup. Finally some whip cream and a cherry on top.
To drink on can either remove the speculum and insert a tube into the anal cavity and proceed to suck it out of one's own ass. Or the contents is expelled while being stood up into a glass preferable made for milkshakes. Then quaffed at lesiure.

A. Damn that Asshole-Milkshake was tasty!
B. Dont make me make you give yourself an asshole-milkshake!
C. Mom, more asshole-milkshake please!

by Jonathan December 14, 2004

arch

To snap ones teeth at another person.

Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".

by Jonathan February 3, 2005

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases

hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!

by Jonathan July 13, 2005

rbk

rbk
real blood killas

i got dem new reeboks (rbk), real blood killas

by Jonathan March 21, 2004