Jonathan's definitions

bumfucked

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 1, 2003

Doof

The act of pooping in inappropriate public places.

Pooping off of the roof of a liquor store.

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

mushu

Someone who craves, and usually gets, attention. Widely considered freaks mushi (not mushus) are a threat to our society. See Carnage Blender

Mushu is acting like an idiot today....let us slap him with a variety of fish

by Jonathan July 7, 2004

Shoot dang yeah

This term was created by Dr.Singer who in moving from the east coast to the midwest was rather interested by the hillbillies which inhabited the local area, and therefore created this amusing slang term.

Woman: "Have you been to Doctor Singer's Yoga class?"

Man: "Shoot dang yeah!"

by Jonathan February 28, 2005

trillian

Tricia McMillan. Popular female character in the Hitchhiker's guide series. Mother to Arthur Dent's child, Random.

Trillian is on hot and froody chick.

by Jonathan July 21, 2008

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004