Jonathan's definitions

Off The Rocks

cool, phat, "hip", fashionable, (see of the chain/hook)

Yo0 this party's Off The Rocks!!
This Shirt's Off The Rocks!
Yea, its Off The Rocks
(Note: used as off the chain/hook,etc.

by Jonathan October 6, 2003

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 9, 2004

bagger

Is short for the commonly used term,dousche bag, or someone who is a terrible person, and who everyone thinks should be kicked in the balls, or punched directly in the ovary.

Man, those librarians are such baggers. I think that one should be punched in the ovary.

by Jonathan March 23, 2005

fwah

shit, poop, caca, #2, etc..

Man! That burrito really made me have to go fwah!!!

by Jonathan August 29, 2002

jewdar

The special power posessed only by Jews that enables them to identify Jews by looks or, at most, hearing them speak. It is imporant to note that non-Jews do not and cannot have this power, as many of them naively believe that all Jews are fair-skinned with huge noses and jew-fros. Only some of us are, shmucks.

You'd be surprised at how many Jews come in here.... my jewdar is off the charts.

by Jonathan January 18, 2004

The TU Plastics

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!

Ashley, Mandy, Lindsay, Jenny

by Jonathan December 13, 2004

bilabial fricative

A non-verbal sound produced by the vibration of the lower lip against the tongue using air either exhaled or squeezed by the cheeks. It is denoted frequenty in text conversations (either interactive or offline message protocols) as 'thppppt'. The number of "p"s indicates severity.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!

by jonathan August 9, 2004