Jonathan's definitions

air force ones

shoes worn by us because ya'll can't rock them right

Only crunk niggas wear them

by JONATHAN April 28, 2004

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom

Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.

by Jonathan October 2, 2003

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

by Jonathan October 16, 2003

Zonda

The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff

Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life

by Jonathan September 8, 2004

Weymer

One who is unbelievable cool. The epitome of coolness.

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!

by Jonathan March 13, 2004

Target Sweden

A computer game involving the attack on Sweden by the United Nations, which is played through 3 chapters:
1. Attack Launch
2. Invasion
3. Failed Evacuation
4. Complete Annihilation

Target Sweeden was the most fun I ever had in a computer game!

by Jonathan September 12, 2003