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Grand Theft Auto

someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series
car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!
by Jonathan March 6, 2004
mugGet the Grand Theft Automug.

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile
yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.
by Jonathan May 2, 2004
mugGet the hover craftmug.

buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
mugGet the buttsausagemug.

Nickelodeon

A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.
by Jonathan February 28, 2005
mugGet the Nickelodeonmug.

Egui

A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian
by Jonathan March 1, 2004
mugGet the Eguimug.

Bed bug

A small parasite that resides in your bed, often used in a "tucking-in" ritual.
And as she told patrick, "Good night, sleep tight, dont let the bed bugs bite", he wasn't able to sleep that night.
by Jonathan May 5, 2005
mugGet the Bed bugmug.

flat as a board

a term describing a girl with no boobs. very offense in most cases
hey tracy your flat a board! When you gunna start looking good? you ugly!
by jonathan July 31, 2005
mugGet the flat as a boardmug.

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