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metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.
That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
mugGet the metro sexualmug.

cojones

Spanish word meaining your nads; Your manhood; Your balls.
Do you have BIG cojones mang? (from GTA Vice City)
by jonathan March 10, 2003
mugGet the cojonesmug.

Coldi

It is "Coldi" out here. That drink is "Coldi."
by Jonathan December 1, 2003
mugGet the Coldimug.

Blue Screen of Death

A blue screen that pops up when using Windows.
I got a Blue Screen of Death, so I upgraded to XP. Now it restarts my PC for me!
by Jonathan July 12, 2004
mugGet the Blue Screen of Deathmug.

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.
"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."
by Jonathan May 31, 2004
mugGet the badestmug.

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.
by jonathan May 13, 2005
mugGet the qwertyitismug.

Weymer

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!
by Jonathan March 13, 2004
mugGet the Weymermug.

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