Jonathan's definitions

baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.

We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Grand Theft Auto

someone that steals a car from someone,Also known as a game 'Grand Theft Auto:Vice City' and other series

car owner:OMG, HE STOLE MY CAR!
car jacker:tomorrow you'll be laughing about this!
someguy: hey look guys! hes doing grabd theft auto!

by Jonathan March 6, 2004

hover craft

big ass car

ie: a cadilac sevile

yeah man, fuckin hovacraf' man.

by Jonathan May 2, 2004

fouf

foufoune shortened into fouf, a slang french word for pussy

je lui lecherais bien la fouf

by jonathan April 25, 2005

Nickelodeon

A television network that once had spark and fun. Used to be made up of shows such as Rocko, Hey Arnold, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Are You Afraid of the Dark, and Clarissa Explains It All, just to name a few. This network has downgraded itself with "new and improved" clean innuendo shows such as Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents. Tries to redeem itself with "TeeNick" network, but has not been successful. On the brink of being off the expanded cable network.

Stupid, stupid, stupid

by Jonathan February 28, 2005

Egui

A black nigga who have a fucking band call "Redencion" he live in puerto rico (the best country ever made and if you disagreed then you are a fucktard) and study in the crap call Vocacional High School of San Sebastian

Dont fuck with da nigga!

by Jonathan March 1, 2004

buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.

The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.

by Jonathan October 4, 2004