Jonathan's definitions

Tan Tan

The nickname for MOUNT TAN, the smallest mountain in the world.

I almost stepped on Mt. Tan today when I was walking home from school.

by Jonathan August 19, 2003

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

trillian

Tricia McMillan. Popular female character in the Hitchhiker's guide series. Mother to Arthur Dent's child, Random.

Trillian is on hot and froody chick.

by Jonathan July 21, 2008

Weymer

One who is unbelievable cool. The epitome of coolness.

Wow! That guy over there is so totally Weymer!

by Jonathan March 13, 2004

qwertyitis

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.

I was pulling an all-nighter and woke up with a bad case of qwertyitis.

by jonathan May 13, 2005

christed

This is when a prominent musician, singer, actor, entertainer 'finds' God then finds he can only produce inspipid, mindless rubbish afterwards or everything he/she subsequently does from then on in has to be infused with elements of their new found faith. See Cliff Richard as an example of this.

He was an amazingly fluent musician who played with fire and power but as soon as he became christed he began to produce some of the most bland and syrupy music known to humankind. It was a waste of immense talent.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

sklededebra

A pointless exclamation that can be used at any point in any sentence.

Sklededebra those green beans were good!
-Jonathan

by Jonathan March 9, 2005