Jonathan's definitions

silverhootowl

A silverhootowl is a game old bird, mostly found in the backwoods of Missouri. They are known for their distinctive call. The only way to catch them is to clamp down on their muffler, which stops them dragging on the road. They have been seen as far afield as California and they fly to Hot Springs once a year for hibernation purposes.

Wow! Was that a silverhootowl that he saw? Yes it was, the distinctive muffler could be seen.

by Jonathan June 22, 2004

SDG

single digit great-when a person gets a single digit amount of greats on a song of DDR

i got a sdg on max 300 only 8 of them...thats frickin amazing!

by Jonathan April 25, 2004

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

by Jonathan October 16, 2003

Zonda

The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff

Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life

by Jonathan September 8, 2004

analsex

The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.

The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.

by Jonathan June 21, 2004

gamongamous

big nice firm butt, with perfect se off big breast, nice thighs and a great figure

see that girl right there, she is gumongamous

by Jonathan September 12, 2003