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Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.
by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005
Get the Ford Prefect mug.An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.
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by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
Get the Virus mug.A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004
Get the Earth mug.The scientific theory that a single occurence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever.
1. A man travelled back in time to prehistoric ages and stepped on a butterfly, and the universe was entirely different when he got back.
2. The flap of a butterfly's wings changed the air around it so much that a tornado broke out two continents away.
2. The flap of a butterfly's wings changed the air around it so much that a tornado broke out two continents away.
by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004
Get the butterfly effect mug.A small rural town in Georgia. Possibly a suburb of Atlanta. Internet connaisseurs go down there every few days to get tapes from their friend Homestar of what him and his friends in FCUSA have been doing. Consists of a lake with some wharfs and a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.
One day, Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the Moon with his pal The Coach Z. He won a million to three. "You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. "Oh, now I understand," said the Coach Z. They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.
by Jonah Rowley April 10, 2005
Get the Free Country, USA mug.A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!
by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004
Get the halloween mug.An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005
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