3 definitions by JonDon

plutonically

An adverb used by a man/woman to emphasize that it is not love/relationhip as in boyfriend and girlfriend but a friendly or normal love, as in don't hate you but I'm not in love with you either. Eg. Do you love Johnny? Well, yea, I just love him plutonically.

Do you love Naomie? Yes, like plutonically, I mean I love her as a friend.

by JonDon January 13, 2015

Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

by JonDon November 25, 2012

StonerBoners

The act of someone getting multiple erections when smoking weed.

"Tell me why I keep getting StonerBoners at the Wiz Khalifa concerts"

by JonDon December 5, 2012