When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.
I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.
Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.
You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?
A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.
That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.
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