Definitions by Jon Morgan

nut ornament 

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

nut ornament by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

parted 

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

parted by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

rubbin monkeys 

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

rubbin monkeys by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007