Jon Morgan's definitions

rubbin monkeys

Fuckin, plain and simple Fuckin.

You don't want to have sex right now. Whats wrong with rubbin monkeys?

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

nut ornament

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

parted

When you get drunk then puke and fart at the same time.

I was huging the toilet and parted over and over.

by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007