Definitions by Jon Andrews

tunnock 

a person who is embarrassed by their Scotttish heritage; one who prefers their country to be ruled by another; an individual who betrays someone or something; such as a friend, cause, or principle - a dick.

* see also Dobber and Bawbag

Get aff yer knees ya tunnock.

tunnock by Jon Andrews July 23, 2017

howfin 

ugly or in a bad state of affair.

your girlfriend's howfin.
that food's howfin.

howfin by Jon Andrews July 21, 2006