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BUFU

by Jon May 12, 2003
mugGet the BUFUmug.

action

A placeholder word, used to facilitate conversation, usually only understood contextually by the participants of the conversation, and not by outsiders.
Hey man, can you hand me that action over there?

What's with this action?
by Jon June 10, 2004
mugGet the actionmug.

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.
Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.
by Jon November 28, 2003
mugGet the assmuffinmug.

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.
Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.
by Jon April 21, 2005
mugGet the Parsonsedmug.

Internet

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.
by Jon May 13, 2005
mugGet the Internetmug.

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.
by Jon March 18, 2003
mugGet the Goochmug.

brant

US mil. Personnel adhering to dated engineering concepts. Brants are the embodiment of the "if it aint broken, don't try and fix it" maxim. Believed to be shortened form of Brantwood US Army Transportation Depot, AZ.
"The Bradley? One hell of a fighting vehicle but the transmission musta been put together by the brant squad."
by Jon May 12, 2004
mugGet the brantmug.

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