Jon's definitions

PBS

Short for Painful Ball Syndrome. This is when the male is aroused for an extended period of time without having an orgasm. See also: blue balls

Dude, I have some wicked ass PBS after seeing my bitch.

by Jon October 19, 2003

Kufe

Kufe meaning a hard slap to the back of the head.

I saw a kid get slapped in the back of the head. Then, I heled KUFE.

by Jon April 13, 2005

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

woot

"w00t!" is a popular descendent of the informal interjections "Whoomp" and "Whoot", used to express joy or elation. Compare "Yippee!"

The terms rose to popularity in two 1993 rap / hip-hop tracks from "95 south" and "tag team", entitled "Whoot (There it is)" and "Whoomp (there it is)" respectively.

w00t! I just achieved a goal!

by Jon November 11, 2004

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

Peace

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

All I want is peace in the middle east...and a blowjob.

by Jon September 9, 2003

Halo

1)Probably one of the best games ever made for X Box or any other system. Its an FPS so some people say it sucks, but their just a bunch of n00bs that can't master a game or any other game for that matter. If you don't play halo what kind of gamer are you?
2)A giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted by the Forrunner as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo kicks ass. All your base are belong to us you little n00bs.

by Jon April 25, 2005