Mansfield Town

Small,scaby and home to bitter sad t**ts.

Stag Mad

by Jon January 28, 2004

msn

Money Snatching Network. Due to the fact that this "Network" is powered by an "unreliable power source", namely "hamsters and chipmunks running on exercise wheels", this network has been known to experience severe downtimes. Especially during "peak usage", more than five people.

-Mr. Gates, when did you realize you were creating a monopoly?
-Monopoly's just a game, Senator, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by Jon August 11, 2004

Italian Stallion

Two words, Sean Saubers

Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's

by Jon September 10, 2003

tap out

To submit or give up.

I was fighting Corey and he was so hurt he needed to stop. So he tapped out.

by Jon December 8, 2004

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 10, 2005

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005