5 definitions by Jon b
When you cum inside a girl and think about possible solutions. Getting the marbles out , refers to causing an accident to kill the unborn baby by putting marbles on the stairs or floor ( having an abortion).
PLEASE NOTE - Men do not actually put marbles on the stairs to kill babies
PLEASE NOTE - Men do not actually put marbles on the stairs to kill babies
Joe- I came inside Lisa last night......
Sean- What you going to do?
Joe- I'm going to get the marbles out....
Woman - I told you not to cum inside me , what we going to do?
Man- Don't worry I will just get the marbles out....
Sean- What you going to do?
Joe- I'm going to get the marbles out....
Woman - I told you not to cum inside me , what we going to do?
Man- Don't worry I will just get the marbles out....
by Jon b December 8, 2016
Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.
Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)
Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy
Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%
You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday
Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)
Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy
Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%
You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday
Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!
by Jon b April 11, 2017
by Jon b August 24, 2003
CFL or crack for life; refers to the consumption of coke/cociane. Often the consumption for people that claim that they don't do it and like to do it... Hence crack for life
"What did you do last night?" Met the boys ...... " crack for life "
On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"
I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...
On a picture of Facebook if people look buzzing - your comment could just be - "CFL"
I got in late last night .... It was a CFL night...
by Jon b August 2, 2016
To chat up girls randomly on the street verse in a bar or club. This would typically be after an unsuccessful night out at a club and trying to chat up the remaining girls on the streets waiting for a taxi home or in kebab shops.
Friend 1; Where is. Adam? We need to go home
Friend 2; He is off street churpsin those girls over there
I had an amazing night in the end, the club was whack but managed to street churpse on the way home.
Friend 1; " Might I just say madam, I think you Are absolutely stunning'
Friend 2; " Deshawn is off again..... Street churpsin!!!
Friend 2; He is off street churpsin those girls over there
I had an amazing night in the end, the club was whack but managed to street churpse on the way home.
Friend 1; " Might I just say madam, I think you Are absolutely stunning'
Friend 2; " Deshawn is off again..... Street churpsin!!!
by Jon b April 11, 2017