3 definitions by Jolly Farm Revue
Children, usually belonging to paupers, peasants, scroungers and other uneducated filth who really should have been sterilized at birth, who always look malnourished, pale, dark around the eyes...as if they could die any moment. Death bed brats are always the ones who play grab-ass in post office queues, supermarket aisles, and anywhere else where they shouldn't be, and go into an almighty whining and moaning fit if their blank-eyed cow-brained parents reprimand them. Extended whining fits from death bed brats have been known to provoke nausea, tinnitus, or in some extreme cases, actual bodily harm.
"Those fucking death bed brats look so pale and skinny, I feel sorry for them."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."
"Fuck that, they'll outlive God himself - as long as the government continues to favour burdens of the state above hard-working, upstanding members of society."
by Jolly Farm Revue August 31, 2006
Any woman who claims to be "such a huge fan" of any male comedian, but the sad reality is they just want to have sex with him.
"I so love the Mighty Boosh", said the groupie giggler, conveniently masking the all-too-plain fact that she doesn't care two shits about their lame student humour, she just wants to shag Noel Fielding.
by Jolly Farm Revue August 25, 2006
Generic term for a collection of films that were released (mostly) uncut and uncertified in Great Britain in the late seventies and early eighties, caused a lot of controversy in the gutter press and led to a hastily-engineered government ban which mean that after the 1984 Video Recordings Act was passed by parliament, every videocassette or DVD intended for sale or rental in the UK has to be passed by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC). The notoriously uptight censors were at their least lenient during the period 1984 to 1999 when James Firman was the head of the board, and the video nasties, by and large, stayed banned - or at least heavily edited - until the early part of the 21st century. Films such as Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 (AKA Zombie Flesh Eaters), Wes Craven's the Last House On the Left, Meir Zarchi's I Spit On Your Grave, Tony Maylam's the Burning and James C.Wasson's Night Of the Demon were all classed as video nasties. A brisk trade in bootleg copies continued for the best part of twenty years, but now you can buy most of the so-called nasties uncut in high street stores or through the internet, they're no big deal any more.
"Want to swap video nasties? Your copy of the Burning for my copy of Fight For Your Life."
"Young boy sent insane by a video nasty rapes five hundred women in one night" - typical 1980s British newspaper headline.
"Young boy sent insane by a video nasty rapes five hundred women in one night" - typical 1980s British newspaper headline.
by Jolly Farm Revue August 31, 2006