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A medically diagnosed illness that prevents a Fox News viewer from viewing any content other than Fox News. The afflicted viewer generally and contemporaneously suffers from morbid obesity, cable TV subscription, insomnia, Viagra abuse, hyper-phobic racial guilt, and/or sociopathy.
I stopped by parents' place in Pennsyltucky the other day and dude, me pops has Fox News derangement syndrome so bad. My brother's 4 kids and 2 baby mamas tried to jump into my car.
by JohnnyRy June 2, 2021
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General definition: To engage in extremely risky activity without a clearly defined exit strategy in hopes of obtaining a sizeable benefit.
I swing trade the highly volatile British Pound/Japanese Yen currency pair without fixed exit targets. Therefore, I Ride the Tiger.

Note: Although the Dragon is one of the Pound/Yen's many ominous nicknames, Ride the Dragon is specific to heroin use. Therefore, I do not Ride the Dragon.
by JohnnyRy March 16, 2022
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