Johnny Tats's definitions

championship level

the apex level of hot women...only the finest of fine women fall into this category...consists of about 1% of the female population

I'm still not sure how the hell I pulled Missy, because she is championship level.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008

butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

gaybriolet

the name given to a Volkswagon Cabriolet that is owned by a man

Man 1: I think my new girls brother might be a homo.

Man 2: The gaybriolet is a dead giveaway.

by Johnny Tats August 25, 2008