Johnny Tats's definitions

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

by Johnny Tats June 20, 2007

martini elbow

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.

by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007