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miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
mugGet the miscuemug.

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer
Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.
by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008
mugGet the redneck ballsweatmug.

asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together
After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.
by Johnny Tats January 17, 2008
mugGet the asskimo kissmug.

cunt cleaver

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.
by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008
mugGet the cunt cleavermug.

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.
That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.
by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007
mugGet the negro cardmug.

smokin pink taco

A term used to describe a womans pussy.
She had one tasty smokin pink taco.
by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007
mugGet the smokin pink tacomug.

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy
Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.
by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008
mugGet the fire one outmug.

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