Johnny Tats's definitions

flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

buried to the hip

when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her

Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.

by Johnny Tats April 26, 2008

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.

If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.

by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

word hole

a term used to describe a persons mouth

That bitch needs to shut her word hole.

by Johnny Tats May 5, 2008

dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes

Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008