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white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
mugGet the white knucklingmug.

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008
mugGet the assterpiecemug.

redneck ballsweat

term used to describe Budweiser beer
Hey barmaid give me another bottle of redneck ballsweat.
by Johnny Tats January 5, 2008
mugGet the redneck ballsweatmug.

miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007
mugGet the miscuemug.

peanut wrangler

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007
mugGet the peanut wranglermug.

FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies
I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.
by Johnny tats February 25, 2008
mugGet the FLUFFmug.

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.
by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008
mugGet the the clinchmug.

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