Johnny Tats's definitions

shower shit

when someone, usually a man, takes such a nasty disgusting shit that a shower is needed when finished to feel clean again

I had a shower shit today from that mexican food last night.

by Johnny Tats December 8, 2007

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats December 9, 2007

FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies

I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.

by Johnny tats February 25, 2008

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

corn camper

a term for a flaming homosexual

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!

by Johnny Tats December 2, 2007

firestarter

A man who is so gay that flames shoot out his ass when he farts.

That new janitor is a fucking firestarter.

by Johnny Tats November 22, 2007

word hole

a term used to describe a persons mouth

That bitch needs to shut her word hole.

by Johnny Tats May 5, 2008