Skip to main content

Johnny Tats's definitions

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly
I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.
by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008
mugGet the the clinch mug.

cumsopper

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008
mugGet the cumsopper mug.

stupifried

to be so stoned that all you can do is sit and laugh at how stoned you are
I got so stupifried off that weed from Paul.
by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008
mugGet the stupifried mug.

tikis

I nedd a $100 of the bomb tikis.
by Johnny Tats October 31, 2007
mugGet the tikis mug.

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman
Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!
by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008
mugGet the Would I mug.

BBR

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR
by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008
mugGet the BBR mug.

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.
by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007
mugGet the white knuckling mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email