Johnny Tats's definitions

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

double clutch

to masturbate at a very fast pace

I only had 10 minutes before the old lady got home, so I popped in a porno to help me double clutch.

by Johnny Tats May 16, 2008

chicken of the sea

a womans pussy that smells like tuna fish

She is so hot, but I hear she has chicken of the sea.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008