Johnny Tats's definitions

garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy

If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.

by Johnny Tats December 11, 2007

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats December 1, 2007

kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

the stuff

slang term to describe AIDS

Watch out for Wayne cause he has the stuff.

by Johnny Tats January 12, 2008