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LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.
Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".
Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003
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message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.
Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003
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liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.
Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003
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Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.
Man, the Yakuza rock!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003
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Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".
If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
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shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
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