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asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.
God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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suppish

A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.
(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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cuz

1. cousin; friend; brotha; homey/homie
2. The newbian short form of 'because'
I'm gonna rob a bank with my cuz cuz I have no money.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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LMFGDAO

Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.
Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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TK

An abbreviation for Tokelau, a country 480 km north of Western Samoa.

They offer free domains at www.dot.tk but you still have to use a site like geocities for hosting.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
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student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
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