Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.

Man, the Yakuza rock!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.

Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

Tire madness

In Strong Bad e-mail 85, a wrestling type pay-per-view this Sunday in which Strong Mad will attempt to reclaim the heavyweight title from the tire.

Damn, even Tire Madness is better than that WWE shit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

asspony

If you're describing someone on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 would be the asspony.

God, that kid from Good Charlotte is such an asspony. He should be killed.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003