Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

message board

A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.

Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003

liberal

A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.

Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003

Yakuza

The Japanese mafia. Tolerated in Japanese because they own things like casinos.

Man, the Yakuza rock!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

shampoo

A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).

Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003

TK

An abbreviation for Tokelau, a country 480 km north of Western Samoa.

They offer free domains at www.dot.tk but you still have to use a site like geocities for hosting.

Stupid TK bastards.

by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003