Johnny Rocketfingers's definitions

student loan

The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.

Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003

Gril

A poorly spelled version of "girl".

Fuckwit123: OMG I LOKIN 4 A GRIL 2 CYBER W/!!!111
Ricket: I don't know any grills, but I do know a stove. Nothin' says lovin' like you cyber penis and an oven.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 13, 2003

Konna yaroo

An insult often used by the yakuza. Is similar to calling somebody a fucker, but in Japanese. It is widely considered to be the biggest insult in the Japanese language.

Some lame fucker: Sorry man, I scratched your new car.
Me: Konna yaroo!

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 18, 2003

BYOB

Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.

BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.

by Johnny Rocketfingers December 1, 2003

APMO

Internet acronym for "Acronyms Piss Me Off".

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

newbian

The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)

Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003

U're

Newbian for the word you're. Used by people in changing from Newbian to general English.

Phillllllllll used to say "u're" in an attempt to appear grammatically correct, however, he still looked like a fuckwit.

by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003