1. a stoner's guardian angel - keeps your jacket from smelling like smoke so yo' mama don't know.
2. a really quick and easy way to do laundry
1. "Hey Joe, you have any febreeze? My jacket smells like pot from all the weed we just smoked, and I have to go to the dentist after this. I don't want the receptionist to think I was just smoking pot." "Sure man... but what about the dentist himself? Won't he also be able to tell?" "That's true..."
2. I ran out of underwear so I just grabbed a dirty pair and febreezed that shit