16 definitions by Johnny Eightball

vilf

Vagabond I'd Like to Fuck

That railyard hobo Buddy Ham Sandwich is a vilf. I'd like to ride his rails if'n you know what I'm saying.

by Johnny Eightball July 9, 2004

wailing on the cub scout

Sounds ominous, but literally translates as listening with undivided attention.

It's nice to see everyone wailing on the cub scout for a change. Now, please provide a helmet for the button-maker, chop chop.

by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004

eating at the y

Slang for bringing a sandwich to the YMCA to enjoy after playing basketball.

"Want to go grab a bite down the street?"

"Nah, I brought something so I am eating at the Y."

by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004

Hell's Donnie Irises

Local gang in Pittsburgh known for having small pebble like teeth and thick glasses.

"Aaaaaaah Leeeeeeaaaaaaaah, come out to playeeeaaay!"

"Shit! Run for it, it's Hell's Donnie Irises!"

by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004

lilf

Linguini I'd Like to Fuck

Nothing gets me off more than going down to that dirty guinea Guiseppe's place to uncork my clam sauce on some of the lilf that he regularly serves up. Now that's a spicy meatball!

by Johnny Eightball July 9, 2004

pee on the Olson twins

This is a term for a refreshing summer shower usually resulting in a brilliant rainbow.

I love it when the skies open up and pee on the Olson twins. It reminds me of childhood. And lasers for some reason.

by Johnny Eightball June 14, 2004

fishin' mortician

A mortician that enjoys fishing.

That fishin' mortician over yonder works on dead people and likes to fish over at Lake Cocksucker.

by Johnny Eightball June 11, 2004