6 definitions by Johnny Eberto

Pipsy Dipsy

to spread a woman's legs and violently throw pop rocks into her vaginal cavity, then proceed to penetrate her with your penis and have vaginal intercourse

I'm gonna pipsy dipsy her so freaking hard, it'll sizzle for a good 3 hours!

can be accompanied with schappappin

by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Squilder

pronunciation: (skwil-der)

An orgasmic scream at the height of ecstasy launching out of a woman's mouth uncontrollably

i made her squilder

she squildered so loud my neighbors woke up

her squilder made me laugh

by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Schappappin

To take your penis and violently slap it against a person's face 4-5 times, then proceed to ejaculate all over their face, then thrust it down their throat and make them gag on your still throbbing penis.

Man I schappappined her so hard she was knocked unconscious, when she woke up she was pissed!"

by Johnny Eberto August 3, 2009

Megawap

pronunciation: (meg-a-wap)

meaning virtually awesome, grand, spectacular, extremely interesting and enjoyable

man that band was megawap

he's so megawap, i might marry him!

by Johnny Eberto August 4, 2009

Deloj

pronunciation: (Di-Loj)

a person who has semen, noticeably strewn about their hair

yo look a deloj!

haha that deloj, she got it all ova!

ima turn her into a deloj, just need to aim right!

by Johnny Eberto August 17, 2009

Cralte

pronounced: (Krahl-Ti)

completely un-fuckable, when your eyes catch sight of someone who's this, your penis/vagina literally turns itself inside out in sheer fear of having to touch them, you will physically not be able to have sex with them for yoru body will react violently and probably vomit, convulse, and bleed internally.

D: Bruh, she's cralte, if u fuck her, you'll die

J: But im so fucking horny dude, i need some whore to vent it off

D:I DONT CARE, LOOK AT HER FACE, CRALTE AS SHIT!

J: well .. i don't want to die .. okay i'll head home and masturbate

she's cralte, also a toosy

by Johnny Eberto August 5, 2009