Johnny Chingas's definitions

bobus

A malformed infant.

I'm sorry ma'am, you've just delivered a bobus.

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

diddler

An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.

Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.

Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

negret

A wading bird, like an egret only black. Prefers Southern climates.

Look at the negret nest, Shaqueena !!

by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004

tweaker olympics

A competition for severely handicapped, often mentally, members of that special (retarded) group (tweakers).

I can't make the karaoke session tonight, 'cause I volunteered to help out with the tweaker olympics.

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

snafubar

Concatenation of acronyms SNAFU and FUBAR. The author assumes you already know the interpretations of the above.

I can't FTP these files from one directory to another !! SNAFUBAR !!

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004

noopy

A doll or character like Snoopy but without the S. More loveable than Snoopy, tends to be droopy.

What do I want for Christmas ? A new noopy-doll !!

by Johnny Chingas January 15, 2004