Biggenhaird

Another Scottish lawyer. Usually associated with other prestigious practitioners of jurisprudence.
Och, laddie, ye should be goin' down to Biggenhaird's office !! Ye'll be gettin' some gude Scots advice, that's sure !!
by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004
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sozzled

Near to being fuddled.
I got so frickin' sozzled Saturday night, I was near to being fuddled !!
by Johnny Chingas May 09, 2004
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toilet bowl

A championsip game culminating a season of competition with various teams.
Turd Burglars vs. Pissants.... Turd Burglars are on the blitz... they've burgled a turd... Now they're penetrating the backfield.. Flushdown, Turd Burglars !!!!!
by Johnny Chingas January 13, 2004
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bong'n'prong

Bong'n'prong is a dating service that can be reached at a 1 800 number. First you bong, then you prong !!!
"Are you having trouble with your sex life ? Call 1 800 bong'n'prong today !! We always satisfy !!!"
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
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pogey

Verb meaning to butt-fuck. Used primarily in connotation with prison.
I pogeyed him in the wazoo-oo-ooh !!!
by Johnny Chingas May 03, 2004
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tit boff

A type of "offbeat intercourse" where the cleavage is substituted for the nether regions.
I was going to give it to her in the butt but I tit-boffed 'er instead.
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
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whopper

A large turd, and it's not left in the toiletsky too long.
Why did the boy thrust both hands in the toilet ?
Because it takes 2 hands, to handle a WHOPPER !!!
by Johnny Chingas March 23, 2005
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