Johnny Appl3s33d's definitions

Ossum Possum

an exclaimation of joy, sadness, anger, or any other feeling where you don't know how to express a feeling, so you yell this phrase. usually pronounced with a lisp, or other funny accent. (not mexican please)

...OSSUM POSSUM!!!

by Johnny Appl3s33d January 26, 2009

Light some matches

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014