Definitions by Johnny Appl3s33d

Light some matches 

(Verb): To hang out with friends; chill in' out, maxin', relaxin'.

Bored today, someone hit me up so we can light some matches.

Call the cell if anyone wants to light a match tonight.

Light some matches by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Golden Poop 

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

Golden Poop by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

Ossum Possum 

an exclaimation of joy, sadness, anger, or any other feeling where you don't know how to express a feeling, so you yell this phrase. usually pronounced with a lisp, or other funny accent. (not mexican please)

...OSSUM POSSUM!!!

Ossum Possum by Johnny Appl3s33d January 26, 2009