2 definitions by Johnny the Ass Hole
A derogatory term used to describe the lowest common denominator of American society. It implies stupidity, laziness, ignorance, backwardness and/or entitlement attitude.
Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.
Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.
Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
Originally, this term was coined by a professor at UMASS Amherst and used during a lecture to describe the shock students would receive when they went out into the real world and experienced the abundance of stupidity.
Although it mainly is used as a noun which describes a segment of the population, it has since evolved to also describe places or situations. It is usually reserved for stupidity, ignorance, etc. that is noteworthy or extreme. It is generally not used in hyperbole.
Superlative form: "Realest of Real America"
n. Professor: once you graduate from college, you are entering "real America".
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?
n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.
n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!
adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
n. shopping at wal-mart? why would i want to go to the domain of real America?
n. I was pretty pissed off when "real America" in the Dodge Ram cut me off on the highway.
n. Steve: real America is a shitty place to live man!
adj.
Fred: Why the hell did you gamble at the Western? Didn't you value your life?
Jon: It was so real America, I had to see it for myself.
by Johnny the Ass Hole November 26, 2007
A female child rearing enthusiast who goes over the top to ensure her child will become President of the United States. Usually seen feeding her children organic, fair trade, gluten free, GMO free foods. Often breast feeding a child until their teenage years in public. Usually posts updates on her child rearing experiences multiple times per day to social media. Often advocates for co-sleeping at the risk of loss of sex life. Uses child rearing to participate in a social pissing match aka keeping-up-with-the-joneses.
Person 1: That woman spends $500 a week at Whole Foods, posts incessantly about her kids as tho she has no life, and looks down at other moms for raising their children in a lesser way. The other day I saw her breast feeding a kid who could walk in Starbucks right out in the open without any cover. What's her problem?
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.
Person 2: She's a super mom. Don't mess with her about her momming. She'll rip your head off.
by Johnny the Ass Hole April 7, 2018