2 definitions by Johndub

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground
sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods
by Johndub May 10, 2017
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A guy who simps over freshman girls to hide the fact that he’s gay and has a crush on his best friend.
Wow Hayden needs to get over maya and admits he’s gay.
by Johndub September 21, 2020
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