6 definitions by JohnEBlaze
When two naked males face each other and tie their genitals together with a rubber band, creating a pulsing red 'heat cushion' effect. They then take turns slapping the shit out of their balls until one of them passes out.
"Hey dude, no homo but I think we should do a heat cushion, you know, for the lulz."
"No. A thousand times no."
"No. A thousand times no."
by JohnEBlaze March 7, 2010
A sexual act where one naked man sits on another mans hairy back in the riding position and jerks him off from underneath, and just before climaxing the 'horse' is forced to neigh and the 'jockey' shits all down his back, making a tail.
by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009
"Dude, my hemorrhoids have been playing up and I got the naffiest krunghole at the moment!"
"...wow."
"...wow."
by JohnEBlaze August 6, 2009
When two males stand facing each other, lining up their dicks so that they're rubbing shafts, then they both grab the double-dick with their respective hands, linking fingers, and jerk off - giving the effect of two opposite-facing trains in an underground station.
"Dude I'm tired of jerking off in front of each other, why don't we do the Metro Station?!"
"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
"Who the hell are you? Get the fuck out of my office!"
by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009
A sexual act where a cum-covered penis is wiped around a girl or guys mouth like a glue stick, and after getting the surface area all sticky a fake mustache is stuck on.
"I gave my girlfriend a Glue Stick last night and I laughed cos she looked like Joe Dirt."
"You're a dick."
"You're a dick."
by JohnEBlaze August 2, 2009
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer
What the fuck is that?
It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!
What the fuck is that?
It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!
by JohnEBlaze April 16, 2011