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precious

A nick name for a heterosexual male that acts in a homosexual fashion. A male that try’s to be masculine but all to often shows his feminine side. A man that appears to have homosexual tendencies.
Joe: I saw precious walk down the hall wearing those gay diesel shoes today.
Butch: At least he quit dying his hair.
John: I know someday he may start wearing make-up, for men of course.
by John Hopper July 3, 2005
mugGet the preciousmug.

Quack quack quack!!!

When your dumbass boss or someone in authority tries to tell you what to do or Someone who talks too much.
I went to the bosses office and you know how that went "quack quack quack"!
by John Hopper November 18, 2004
mugGet the Quack quack quack!!!mug.

Hell in a hand basket

Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad
Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.

Person #1 I never heard that saying

Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!
by John Hopper May 18, 2005
mugGet the Hell in a hand basketmug.

Fish Head

When a women’s vagina is clean shaven. No Pubic hairs;
The lips (Labia majora) Hyman tissue looks like the mouth of a fish.
Person #1 Did you go out with Suzy last night.
Person #2 Yes I did and I got a good look at her fish head.

Person #1 So she does shave down there

Person #2 Yup and it is clean and tasty.
by John Hopper May 10, 2005
mugGet the Fish Headmug.

Right Wing

Known as Hard-Liners in most political parties around the word. In United States it’s ideology for traditional values is it’s basis. Modern day right wing Republicans are controlled by the Christian ideology.
The right wing of the Republicain Party secret motto for you is to REPRODUCE, OBEY, and CONSUME.
by John Hopper June 29, 2005
mugGet the Right Wingmug.

cincinnasty

To describe a southwest Ohio city called Cincinnati which is heavily polluted and has tons of run down neighborhoods. Kids on the corner selling crack. A very conservative town that would rather crack down on people owning a playboy than the Chicago like crime scene. A place many escape to find that the world is not such a bad and ugly place.
Person one: I live in Dayton, where are you from...
Person two: I live in cincinnasty.
Person one: I know what you mean, we take I-275 when going south and avoid the place altogether.
Person 2: you can still smell the stink of city even in the burbs..
Person one: I know they should just evacuate it, nuke it and start over..
by John Hopper April 29, 2005
mugGet the cincinnastymug.

pantsed

When a priest pulls your pants down to see what you got for his goodies
I got pantsed by father (insert name) today, now I will be saved.
by John Hopper November 18, 2004
mugGet the pantsedmug.

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