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10 definitions by John Griffin

 
1.
Mel
A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.
Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!
by John griffin February 13, 2013
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2.
synonym term for 'asshole'
Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."

or

"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"
by John Griffin May 12, 2004
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3.
When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.
Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"
by John Griffin May 28, 2004
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4.
Homosexual person. Synonyms include: fagmo.
"Hey you! Captain K-Y!" That guy's a total Fucking homote.
by John Griffin February 08, 2004
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5.
term coined by Chris DeBacker meaning 'gay person'
"I'm a homote for not giving Chris credit for the word 'homote', which he made up."
by John Griffin May 12, 2004
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6.
Chewing tobacco
I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?
by John Griffin February 08, 2004
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7.
A relentlessly lingering smell, mostly resulting from a rectal emission.
Dude, did you just let a stanger?
by John Griffin February 09, 2004
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