10 definitions by John Griffin

coit

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

by John Griffin May 13, 2004

chewah

Chewing tobacco

I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?

by John Griffin February 9, 2004

Mel

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.

Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!

by John Griffin February 13, 2013

stanger

A relentlessly lingering smell, mostly resulting from a rectal emission.

Dude, did you just let a stanger?

by John Griffin February 10, 2004

Feek

Slang for fecal matter.

"Dude, you just feeked your pants"

by John Griffin August 25, 2003

mud pussy

synonym term for 'asshole'

Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."

or

"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"

by John Griffin May 13, 2004

sentinel

Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-

Sentinel spends way too much time on misc using photoshop and laming it up.

by John Griffin May 29, 2004