John Detlor's definitions

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

Hurm

A word used as a rebuttal to a question or suggestion that you don't want to hear.

Someone says to you hey man pass that blunt you are taking forever with it. You simply look at them and say Hurm. The length of the Hurm depends upon the situation a more strange question makes for a longer Hurm. If someone says hey man you better give me some money right now. You reply with a HURRRRRMMMMMM.

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Down like Syndrome

To be down like sydrome is to be 100% on board for a plan, scheme, or invitation.

" Hey wanna go smoke a joint? " "Ya man, Im Down like Syndrome"

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Dinkout

Dinkout is a term used strictly in the world of golf. A dinkout occurs when a male golfer hits an awful Tee Shot that makes the entire foursome look silly to those watching. Said golfer must than play the rest of that hole with his "dink" sticking out the fly of his pants.

Come on now man, it didn't even make it past the ladies tee... Thats a Dinkout

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

The Tortoise

When you eat out someone who doesn't have pubic hair yet - i.e. you got there before the hair (hare) did

Hey dude... After I left with that chick last night.. I was totally the Tortoise.. I got there before the hair !

by John Detlor March 20, 2009

Mcnabbed

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.

" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "

by John Detlor November 1, 2008

x face

someone whose front 2 teeth are crooked and point towards one and other, it looks as if the teeth continue to grow they would cross and make an X on the persons chin

She got a rockin body but she looks like she had the beginning stages of X face

by John Detlor May 22, 2007