John Detlor's definitions

Mcnabbed

To be Mcnabbed is to be plagued with injury and unable to finish an entire season. Other symptoms of being McNabbed include choking in the super bowl, trying to blame shitty performance on racist sports writers, and having a stupid afro.

" I can't believe he blew out his knee on the first snap of the season,... he totally got Mcnabbed "

by John Detlor November 1, 2008

gully teeth

Teeth that look like Gollum from Lord Of the Rings, Gully teeth should be a greenish grey color, be very crooked and shard, and look as if they are used to chew on soup cans all day .

Sweet Christ, look at the lady eating the burger over there, she has some razor sharp Gully Teeth

by John Detlor June 13, 2007

Ghetto Turtle

When someone drinks half of a Colt .45, Maximum Ice, Olde English, or Schlitz and fills it back up with Green Kool-Aid. The resulting color looks like a Ghetto Turtle. It also tastes like licking sugar off a rusty bike chain.

Compton ass Terry was in the mood for something tropical so he hit up his O.E. with some Green Kool Aid for a Ghetto Turtle.

by John Detlor March 16, 2009

Rumpoed

1. A Rumpo is a big shitty van of any sort. It must be slow and of poor quality.

2. To be rumpoed is to be utterly fucked by the shittiness one one's vehicle. If your shitty van leaves you stranded you have been rumpoed.

" I can't change lanes this van is too big to see anything.... I'm fucking Rumpoed."

by John Detlor October 24, 2008

Newtingdis

Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english

See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

hurm

Can be used in many many ways in place of fuck usually

1. Are you hurming with me?
2. What the Hurm are you talking about?
3. Stop hurming around
4. Why the Hurm would you do that?

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Burpin' Kojak

To Masturbate.

Sorry I took so long in the shower, I was burpin' Kojak.

by John Detlor March 13, 2009