26 definitions by John Wock

To perform this type of unique Rizz you must be asian and be given the name of Khai. This is powerful rizz and should be only used when necessary. This is where you go up to a woman and go on your knees and scream and shout and beg for there number, after this they will get so red in the face and in no doubt give there number to you, after this you arrange a date and a expensive restaurant after finish eating you go to the woman and aggressively suck all the food out of her nose and run away after.
Person 1: Omg did you hear about the person who did the khai rizz???
Person 1: Omg yeah that was my sister lmao
by John Wock May 18, 2023
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This means Laughing on my fucking toes
Person 1:*Sends funny video*
Person 2: lomft!
by John Wock May 22, 2023
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Someone who is a sick cunt and has a shitting playlist on Spotify.
Person 1: yooo did u listen to the shitting playlist!
Person 2: Hell yeah Big Dawg Ned!!!
Person 1: Whoops I accidentally shit myself!
Person 2: np, just listen to the shitting playlist while you clean yourself up!
by John Wock August 22, 2022
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Some fuckwit that cant pronounce pubg
Person 1: Buba Gee Or minecraftu?!?!
person 2: Buba Geeee!
by John Wock April 14, 2022
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When you shit in your fridge so much poo starts to leak out of the creases and cracks in the fridge and all over kitchen floor.
Jack: OMG HENRY DID U SHIT IN THE FRIDGE AGAIN!
Henry: Maybe...
Jack: Well its turned into a fucking poo fridge!
by John Wock April 14, 2022
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When you see something awesome, exciting or very good. This word is a combination Hectic, Diabolical, Shambolic
Person 1: Omg bro did u see that chick over there!
Person 2: Yeah bro she was Hectbolical!
by John Wock September 15, 2023
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(READ Pavle Walk Stage 2 TO UNDERSTAND) After not successfully catching little boys and cannot find any. The Pavle walk stage 3 inplace of emergencies. This is when you are pavle walk and physically no little boys cannot be found. So you enter a house and steal the dad of a little girls house and un-consensually rape his grandpa while taking the little girls dad. Once securing the dad they take him back to his house to forcefully have anal.
Person 1: Bro we have been walking for ages and cant find any little boys
person 2: Yeah I know
Person 1: What do we do
Person 2: We can try the Pavle Walk Stage 3 in a while if we cant find any little boys
Person 1: Great Idea!
by John Wock February 13, 2023
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