26 definitions by John Wock
by John Wock May 22, 2023
by John Wock August 22, 2022
A lonely kid that does nothing with his life and has no friends. He's parents also abandoned him and lives in a shared kid home with no family.
Person 1: omg get away from me u lonely child
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
person 2: ok
person 1: whispers: what a weirdo must be a Eban
by John Wock April 12, 2022
This type of rizz is where you dominantly seduce your uncle and for him to having anal with you after you have anal sex than you get married with your uncle.
Person 1: Did you here about the dude that married his uncle?
Person 2: oh yeah I did he must of done the Pavle Rizz
Person 2: oh yeah I did he must of done the Pavle Rizz
by John Wock May 18, 2023
When A large group of people call their uncles to go motorbike riding then have a big orgy after. This is celebrated on October 15th.
Person 1: omg are you ready to celebrate national pavle day?!?!
Person 2: Hell Yeah! Cant wait to smash my uncle!!!
Person 2: Hell Yeah! Cant wait to smash my uncle!!!
by John Wock August 22, 2022
The words Upstream Tristo typically describes someone's penis to be microscopic and physically cannot grow any bigger then 1 Nanometer in length.
Person 1: Omg Jenifer said that when Tristan took off his clothes just before they were about to have sex, she couldn't see his penis! She even held a magnifying glass to it and still couldn't see his penis. It was an Upstream Tristo size!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!
Person 2: What a fucking loser!
by John Wock April 9, 2022
A cracked rocket league defender but bails on you last game in a tournament. He also has no friends and his parent beat him constantly.
Player 1: omg this kid is so good!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
Cracked player: (Leaves game)
Player 2: wow imagine leaving like that must be a Evan san!
by John Wock April 12, 2022