31 definitions by John Barry

1.Person with a sexually appealing body but ugly face. Said a sexual encounter would only be possible by placing a paper bag on their head, hence the term 'bag job'. See also butterface and prawn.
1.I'd fuck Trish, but she would have to be a bag job.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
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1.Person, usually male characterised with ugly features, usually sqinty eyes, buck-teeth and large appendages. Mostly avoids light, coming only out of his swamp at night to feed on scraps and discarded food. Favours dark rooms and corners, frequently listens to depressing goth music or metal. Rarely seen during daylight or showering. Generally unclean. 2.Dirty person. 3.Insult, usually directed to males or masculine females.
1.My sisters boyfriend is a goth, I dont know why she hangs around with that ratboy. 2.Have a shower ratboy! 3.Fuck off ratboy!
by John Barry November 21, 2004
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1.One who aquires or retrieves items or half-eaten or pre-chewed food from bins or other trash receptacles. Sometimes distinguished by stench of bins or bin juice. Often associated with bums or abos.
1.Get out of that bin you dirty bin diver!
by John Barry November 22, 2004
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1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.
1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
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1.Domain, domicile, abode, nest or personal space. Ones private area or bedroom containing personal effects, usually ratty or messy, sometimes carrying bad odours. 2.Place with a lingering, pungent aroma. 3.Childs room.
1.Let's go upstairs and listen to music in the swamp. 2.Damn, this place stinks like a swamp! 3.My cousin lives in a swamp.
by John Barry November 21, 2004
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1. An opening or orifice in the body between the gluteus maximus (buttcheeks), sometimes called the anus, anal orifice, bunghole, cornhole, turdcutter or other related synonyms. Used for dispensing of fecal matter, sometimes known as excrement, or insertion of items such as fruit and vegetables, gerbils and other such foreign objects. 2. Insult used to bring down the morale of a person in order to crush their inferior spirit.
1. I feel a fudge-nugget trying to escape my clown hole. 2. Children are such clown holes.
by John Barry July 14, 2006
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1. The slang name given to a somewhat annoying sibling, usually younger than oneself. 2. The edible innards or viscera of a bird, namely a fowl or chicken. Can be quite tasty provided it is prepared with the right spice mix and cooked just right. Can also be used as a satisfyingly disgusting weapon against the aformentioned 'giblet' sibling.
1. 'Fuck off you Giblet!' 2. Mmm....Giblets with plum sauce for dinner.
by John Barry July 5, 2006
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