3 definitions by John "Schlong" Long

Holdma

Sounds like “hold my”, usually with a profanity related to the male genitalia added to the end.

John: yo dude you wanna holdma?
Tyler: what the hell is holdma?
John: holdma balls in your hand bitch

by John "Schlong" Long July 15, 2020

rubber johnny

1. British slang for a condom, 'johnny' can also be a singular term for it as well.

Girl 1: "Damn, you forgot to lube that rubber johnny, you dickwad!"
Guy 2: "Shit, my bad. I'm such a flaphead."

by John "Schlong" Long June 29, 2018

Invisible China Virus

Also known as COVID-19 or the Bat Plague by intellectuals, uttered by the greatest president in all of covfefe-kind.

Person 1: “The Invisible China Virus is sweeping the US!”

Person 2: “I know!”

by John "Schlong" Long July 22, 2020