2 definitions by Jog-A-Potamus
-noun phrase -- a snooze taken by a worker about the time of the middle of the afternoon, the weariness having been facilitated by the high carbohydrate content of the meal which was consumed at the noon to 1pm lunch break.
Koby: "What is that noise? Are those idiots in Marketing moving their furniture around again on 6th Floor?"
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)
Alice: "Oh! (giggle) No, Koby. That's Carl, two cubicles over. He took his group to lunch at Pango Bread. Word is, Carl loaded up on the rolls. He's in for quite a long carb siesta."
Koby: "Hey! Larry in A/V should video Carl, youtube it and forward the link to Human Resources."
Alice: "Larry's already on it!" (smirk)
by Jog-A-Potamus October 15, 2013
-verb phrase -- When a user of a personal activity monitor device, such as a FitBit® or ActiveLink® or Nike® Fuel Band®, does something unusual with the device or modifies the logged data afterward to enhance their recorded activity.
Ellen: "Whenever we went hiking, my FitBit showed less steps than Steve, even though we were hiking together! So now I just get Steve to wear both our FitBits when we go on a hike."
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"
Paul: "Hey! Isn't that bit doping?"
Tara: "Hold on, Paul! I've seen you marking your ActiveLink activities as 'high activity' when your running was clearly 'low activity', so you've been bit doping as well."
Paul: "But... that is different! The more activity points I can get means more opportunity to work Pop Tarts® into my diet!"
Steve: "Go for the Pop Tarts, Paul!"
by Jog-A-Potamus October 13, 2013