2 definitions by Joeyp563

a skinny vengeful woman with evil intentions yet play innocent and shy.
I can't believe you let that sneaky grasshopper trick you.
by Joeyp563 December 24, 2017
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When you're sleeping naked and something fuzzy somehow slides down your buttcrack.
I was sleeping naked with my wife, when all of a sudden, the dog jumped into the bed and it's foot gave me a fuzzy woompet.
by Joeyp563 February 15, 2023
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