4 definitions by Joey Fizzle
A pre-statement that allows for any possible offensive or derogatory remark you are about to declare. As long as the offensive remark has this pre-statement in front, it is assumed that the declarer is not to be held accountable for the repercussions of the statement to follow. If this is declared post-statement, the safety net is somewhat removed, the statement loses some girth, and the speaker can be held accountable to the spoken words.
Example 1 Pre-statement:
John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."
Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"
Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."
Example 2 Post-statement:
Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."
Cindy: "OMG."
Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
John: "No offense Betty, but you are the worst employee in this entire company and no one enjoys your presence. Also, I do not find you physically attractive and I think you are a bitch."
Steve: "Dude, how can you be so harsh!?"
Betty: "Don't be such a prude Steve, he said no offense first; it's cool bro."
Example 2 Post-statement:
Mike: "Wow Cindy, I cannot believe you slept with everyone on the 3rd floor, you are such a slut; no offense."
Cindy: "OMG."
Tim: "Mike - you're fired."
by Joey Fizzle January 23, 2016
the act of vigorously training in the water. Including swimming drills, laps, or any water activity of high intensity.
Ben: "Hey Joe, are you coming tonight to play some pong?"
Joe: "Nah bro, I'll probably be too tired after phelpsing."
Joe: "Nah bro, I'll probably be too tired after phelpsing."
by Joey Fizzle March 30, 2009
The exquisite feeling of laying down with a partner who feels extremely comfortable to lay with. Usually occurs within the first few minutes of laying down while your bodies begin to warm up. Most occur because you are in love with someone and your bodies fit together like a puzzle piece. Researchers have found that most cuddle-gasms are vocalized by a small whimper from the female or the "ahhh" sound from the man.
Tim: Hey do you hear those noises coming from Monica's room?
George: Yeah.. It's just Monica and her boyfriend, they practice abstinence but they always have cuddle-gasms.
Tim: cool story bro, want to go hit the gym?
George: yeah dude I bet I can bench more then you!
snugglecuddleorgasmcuddlinglove
George: Yeah.. It's just Monica and her boyfriend, they practice abstinence but they always have cuddle-gasms.
Tim: cool story bro, want to go hit the gym?
George: yeah dude I bet I can bench more then you!
snugglecuddleorgasmcuddlinglove
by Joey Fizzle October 24, 2010
noun
1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
adj
4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.
1. the judicial branch of government.
2. the system of courts of justice in a country.
3. judges collectively.
adj
4. pertaining to the judicial branch or system or to judges.
"The United States judiciary excercises authority and prepares plans for judges, sumbits suggestions to various courts, and carries on a continuous study of operations of the federal courts as prescribed by the United States Supreme Court."
by Joey Fizzle January 3, 2008