3 definitions by JoeMoe

Top Definition
Any girl, regardless of age, who makes out with every guy in the phonebook but lacks the mature interest in taking it any further than kissy kissy. She simply doesn't want dick and it's annoying. What a tease.
It's Britney's third week in college and she's already made out with 6 guys but didn't even touch their weewees. What a middle school slut!
by JoeMoe October 08, 2007
A term used to describe an extra bitchy female that sounds less offensive than saying cunt but is really just as bad in meaning. By choosing this word, you are decreasing the chance that other girls around you will get pissed at you for insulting their entire sex. And it's funny cause it rhymes with macaroni. Who can get mad at that? It's adorable.
This bitch in Mandees was pissing me off big time but I was sexually outnumbered so I chose my words carefully and called her a cunteroni. It was great, the other girls just laughed and agreed. I still shielded my balls though, just in case.
by JoeMoe October 28, 2007
A phrase that must always be screamed when spoken. It has created a legacy for itself as the most hilarious random phrase to ever be imagined, and upon utterance, evokes hilarity in any situation no matter how solemn or serious. If you don't understand, you never will, it cannot be explained. You either get it or you don't. In fact, the mere act of defining the word is an unforigivable sin. I should be punished for this atrocity against humor. However, I am only writing this to bring the phrase to public attention and spread its fame further. Just know that the phrase must always be taken literally as one chicken jamming its erect penis into another chicken's asshole. Furhtermore, it must always be visualized and visually depicted as two hens committing the act. Now some might say this is biologically impossible and that at least one male rooster must be present to provide the cockadoodle (if you know what I mean), but screw that shit it's funnier this way. It goes agaisnt science goddamn it!
I scream "CHICKEN ANAL!" to my friends all the time when I see em. The girls all stare at us like we have 2 dicks.
by JoeMoe November 27, 2007

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