4 definitions by JoeDoe*
Joe is such a Soul Giver. He says he would let an alien brainwash him or turn him into an alien if it was threatening him.
by JoeDoe* February 18, 2019
Dentilers are rare. They’re perfectionists who love to draw, paint, and express themselves how ever they like. They usually have well-rounded bellies, and a little heavier then most boys, as they enjoy playing video games and eating in their free time. Dentilers are talented at math, cooking, and art classes, and take as many as they can to make sure that they’re as perfect as always. Dentilers are nice, interesting people who will keep your social life very interesting. They’re always on the latest news. Dentilers are usually aware of their bellies and have pride in them. They befriend Brettons, who have a lot in common with Dentilers; heavy, tall, likes video games, etc. They hang out together whenever they can.
by JoeDoe* February 19, 2019
Polyester shirts are thin and tight, and can outline the strongest abs to the roundest belly. Polyester shirts are cheap, and can be cut with kindergarten paper scissors. These shirts are worn by people confident enough to show their bodies in public.
Passerby 1: Look at that fat kid sitting at that lunch table. He’s wearing a polyester shirt!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
Passerby 2: What an idiot. You can see his belly button and his love handles.
Fat Kid: *thinks to himself* Wow, I was right. So many people are looking at me! I love it!
by JoeDoe* February 18, 2019
Bretton is a calm, sensible guy. He is kind, but can really put up a fight. He is larger than most boys in both strength and weight (fat). He is not shy, and doesn’t mind people laughing about his weight at pools or while in gym class. Bretton is the funny one in his group of friends, and likes inviting people over to his house to play video games, and eat pizza. He is good at most school activities, such as math and english, but struggles with science. Bretton wears 100% polyester shirts (very thin and tight), so he can show his is comfortable with his weight and doesn’t care what you have to say about it.
Brettons Friend: Bretton is a nice dude. Once you get to know him, you will forget about his weight and like him, too.
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
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Passerby 1: Look at Bretton, over there. I know he’s a nice guy and all, but he’s a little fat.
Passerby 2: Yea, that tight polyester doesn’t look good on him.
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Bretton walks over to the new kid.
Bretton: Hey, nice to meet you! Welcome to our school. Want a tour?
New kid: I think I can find the way the schools food supply myself, fatty.
Bretton: Go right ahead. :P
by JoeDoe* February 18, 2019