Joe Iron's definitions

bourgeoisie

People with money. Live in the suburbs or in nice downtown condos.

I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.

That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.

by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

Establishment

A term used by establishment baby boomers to convince naive people that they are outsiders.

Hillary : Barack's the establishment candidate.

by Joe Iron January 11, 2009

Yawho

A number that is a 1 followed by a double googol of zeros.

I got my credit card bill, it was almost a yawho.

by Joe Iron February 9, 2008

Granholm

An empty building, office, storefront, or research park in Michigan usually with a "for lease" or "for sale" sign in front.

I counted six Granholms on Main Street in Ann Arbor on the way to work today.

I saw five Granholms in a row on 96.

by Joe Iron November 24, 2007

friends

Temporary alliances in pursuit of mutual goals.

Me and some friends just scored a big money contract. After its done I'm dumping those chumps.

by Joe Iron December 2, 2007

Five Points

This nickname from at least the 1960's for the intersection of Calumet Ave, Indianapolis Blvd and 114th St in Whiting, Indiana. The reason for the nickname is there are five intersections meeting at that point.

There was another shooting down at the bar by Five Points.

I wrecked the Delta when I spun out and hit the fence down at Five Points.

by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

chicamobile

A girl's car. An automobile specifically designed to be driven and owned by girls. Usually small and easy to park.

My brother was going to buy a Honda Fit but my dad told him it was a chicamobile and talked him out of it.

by Joe Iron March 16, 2008