Joe Iron's definitions

she-ata

A nickname for the mazda miata implying that it's a girl's car.

My sister in college just bought a she-ata.

by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

Guardian of the Center of the Universe

A homeless man who sat in the corner booth of the white castles at the intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd in Whiting, IN from the 1970s to 1990s. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this intersection was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is aforementioned White Castles

I saw The Guardian of the Center of the Universe, he sure got old.

I heard The Guardian of the Center of the Universe used to work in a steel mill.

I heard the Guardian of the Center of the Universe died.

by Joe Iron January 21, 2008

Yawho

A number that is a 1 followed by a double googol of zeros.

I got my credit card bill, it was almost a yawho.

by Joe Iron February 9, 2008

Maverak

A nickname used by Ford Automobile Collectors for the 2 door version of Ford Maverick with the optional 302 V8 of the early 70s. One of the quicker cars of the early 70s. The nickname is derived from the similiarly performing but more expensive Maserati Merak. The Merak was produced from 1974-1982.

I just dusted a Trans Am with the Maverak.

by Joe Iron June 7, 2007

Travel Juice

A nickname for beer that is drunk before you drive.

Give me some travel juice, I got a long drive home.

by Joe Iron August 2, 2007

Documenting our culture

To add slang, phrases and sayings to www.urbandictionary.com to let people know what you thought and talked about at one time.

Leave me alone, I'm documenting our culture.

by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

Good Neighbor

A neighbor who does things that are very bad for the neighborhood. Such as living in the city and have farm animals or cutting down a tree in a way as to have the tree fall into someone else yard and then having the person whose yard it fell into responsible for removal of the tree.

Good Neighbor just got some chickens to go along with the goats.

The sherriff went to talk to Good Neighbor about his tree in my yard. He said he isn't going to do a thing about it and the sherriff can't do a thing.

by Joe Iron March 28, 2008