Joe Iron's definitions

Doublegoogol

A number that is a 1 with a googolplex of 0s behind it.

I just got my credit card bill, holy shit it's almost a doublegoogol.

by Joe Iron February 10, 2008

Friends

Friends are for people who don't like being loney.

I like reading and listening to music, I don't need any friends.

by Joe Iron April 1, 2008

Heaven

A nickname for Whiting, Indiana predominently used by the rest of Lake County and Chicago. The nickname orginated in the 1960s when the counterculture youth of the area were expressing their feelings of displeasure to the amount of religous zealotry in the town. This was evident to the counterculure by the number of churches that dotted the skyline.

Hey, let's go to Heaven and celebrate the 4th of July there.

by Joe Iron July 1, 2007

Dali Lama

A very short haircut for young males almost appearing bald. Shorter even than the legendary butch haircut of the 60s. Usually worn in the summer by active tweens.

I took my son to the barber, he got a Dali Lama.

by Joe Iron July 1, 2007

Establishment

A term used by establishment baby boomers to convince naive people that they are outsiders.

Hillary : Barack's the establishment candidate.

by Joe Iron January 11, 2009

bourgeoisie

People with money. Live in the suburbs or in nice downtown condos.

I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.

That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.

by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

she-ata

A nickname for the mazda miata implying that it's a girl's car.

My sister in college just bought a she-ata.

by Joe Iron March 16, 2008