Joe Iron's definitions

bourgeoisie

People with money. Live in the suburbs or in nice downtown condos.

I had to quit dating that bourgeoisie chick, I couldn't afford it.

That bourgeoisie kid in class just got a new BMW.

by Joe Iron February 1, 2008

Yawho

A number that is a 1 followed by a double googol of zeros.

I got my credit card bill, it was almost a yawho.

by Joe Iron February 9, 2008

Establishment

A term used by establishment baby boomers to convince naive people that they are outsiders.

Hillary : Barack's the establishment candidate.

by Joe Iron January 11, 2009

Delta

Meaning a car that is big and fast. This term is a reference to the discontinued Oldsmobile Delta 88. The Delta was the last of the family-size musclecars like the Impala SS 409 and the Pontiac Catalina Super Duty 421 of the early sixties. The legendary Delta was known for its rocket engine. The most powerful was the Rocket 455 4 barrel.

I just put a blower on my Lincoln Town Car, its a Delta now.

That Bentley is a Delta.

I got a Delta, let's go carting.

by Joe Iron May 17, 2007

Buddy

A mentor to young males who typically is a small time criminal who has done time on the county farm. Often, he gives teenage males guidance on automobile mechanics, bodywork and small time criminal knowledge, such as sleeping with your eyes open.

Kids today have MTV to show them how to be men, all we had was Imam and Buddy.

I heard Buddy got arrested, he's in jail down in Florida.

by Joe Iron June 12, 2007

she-ata

A nickname for the mazda miata implying that it's a girl's car.

My sister in college just bought a she-ata.

by Joe Iron March 16, 2008

Heaven

A nickname for Whiting, Indiana predominently used by the rest of Lake County and Chicago. The nickname orginated in the 1960s when the counterculture youth of the area were expressing their feelings of displeasure to the amount of religous zealotry in the town. This was evident to the counterculure by the number of churches that dotted the skyline.

Hey, let's go to Heaven and celebrate the 4th of July there.

by Joe Iron July 1, 2007