Joe Friday's definitions

weed

see marijuana
1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.

Does the Crocadile Hunter smoke weed?

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005

Pink Floyd

Artists who gave us such incredible pieces of music as Dark Side of the Moon The Wall and Wish you Were Here. No doubt in 200 years Pink Floyd will be studied and revered as Motzart and Beethoven are today.

Get a nickle bag, a #3 from McDonalds, and a Pink Floyd album, and oh what a night you'll have.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

Miami Hurricanes

1) College Football at its finest.
2) The NFL's main source of talent over the last 20 years
3) The team that plays at the Orange Bowl, the greatest stadium on earth.
4) Sebastian's Boys
5) As in Five National Titles...count 'em UF and FSU....Five rings...Five
6) As in Six in a row against FSU as of the 2004 season
7) The most polarizing team in college football. You either love'em or you hate'em. I love'em
8) Florida State Seminole's and Florida Gator's Daddy.
9)Loved by few, hated by most, respected by all.
10) see excellence.

The Miami Hurricanes have won 5 National College Football Titles since 1983.

Don't hate the Miami Hurricanes because they own you Florida and Florida State.

by Joe Friday July 19, 2005

hog

A slang term for male genetalia popularized by the Opie and Anthony radio program.

Ben's hog is so big he could screw a hula hoop

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005