Joe Friday's definitions

made my bones

To earn respect in the Mafia underworld by commiting some sort of crime, usually murder.

Do you know who I am? I'm Moe Greene, I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

weed

see marijuana
1) Sweet sweet Cheeba.
2) The best plant on God's green Earth.
3)The drug all other drugs want to be.
4) The inspiration for such great entertainment as Half Baked, The Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Cypress Hill's music, Rastafarianism, Cheech and Chong, and the Gettysburgh Address.

Does the Crocadile Hunter smoke weed?

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005

Pink Floyd

Artists who gave us such incredible pieces of music as Dark Side of the Moon The Wall and Wish you Were Here. No doubt in 200 years Pink Floyd will be studied and revered as Motzart and Beethoven are today.

Get a nickle bag, a #3 from McDonalds, and a Pink Floyd album, and oh what a night you'll have.

by Joe Friday July 21, 2005

hog

A slang term for male genetalia popularized by the Opie and Anthony radio program.

Ben's hog is so big he could screw a hula hoop

by Joe Friday July 20, 2005