Definitions by Jobyn

Meatus

1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.

1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"

Meatus by Jobyn April 17, 2010