2 definitions by Joan Vu

Joan is a narcissist who will purposely try to find you at Starbucks just to show you pictures of her vacations.

She likes talking about Switzerland a lot. That’s all she talks about, because that’s all she has.

She will also go to your house and peek through your window to check up on you after you’ve broken up with her.

She will also stalk your Instagram stories, and then go to your boyfriends house to say that you were “harassing her and messaging her pictures” of you and your boyfriend when the psycho was actually just stalking your Instagram stories.

She will also make fake profiles to message you about things she saw through her exes phone.

She will lie to make herself sound good, but it isn’t true at all. She likes to make up a lot of stories.
Joan is crazy.

Joan is the kind of person who would lie about being raped.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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When Joan Vu stalks your boyfriend at Starbucks just to show him pictures of her and her boyfriend.

Also when Joan Vu stalks me and my boyfriend at his place and tries to look through the window.

Also when Joan vu stalks your Instagram and says to your boyfriend that you were sending her messages of pictures of you and your boyfriend when that psycho was just looking at my Instagram story.
Damn, Joan is just on my nuts.
by Joan Vu October 31, 2018
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