4 definitions by Jjshdbne

Intrispicious

A combination of the words intriguing and suspicious. Used when describing an emotion, person, or object. Often used when a cloud of mystery is surrounding a situation or person and the rights words aren't coming to mind.

"Josiah was acting particularly intrispicious at the party."

by Jjshdbne February 22, 2020

Josiah

A charming man of renowned taste. Usually can be spotted sporting a rather classy hat, he got for a bargain. Just don't ask him how he obtained the hat....or you will hear the whole story(you don't want that). This man is a drug abuser. But only for a specific kind of drug, and that is cheese and tea. He will try to get you to abuse those substances as well if you aren't cautious.

And while all of this might seem like a lot, he is one of the funniest guys you could know(Especially at 11 PM). He always has half-way decent book suggestions and is ready to craft a 1AC in a minute. He is a beast at the ukelele and has creepy fingernails. But, he sends the best goodnight texts in the world;) While this sounds lovely, you must personally weigh the advantages and disadvantages of this friendship. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!

"If your neighbor, Josiah, came over from building his nuclear weapon and says "hey this is for you" what would you do?"

by Jjshdbne February 22, 2020

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

by Jjshdbne February 22, 2020

intrexy

Pronounced: (In-trex-e). A combination of the words intrigue, and sexy. Often used to describe a person, emotion, or a name.

"Gosh, that man is so intrexy. I never noticed it before!"

by Jjshdbne February 22, 2020