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The far superior version of rugby, generally much faster and involving far more skill that its counterpart rugby League.

A common myth is that Union players kick too much.

Several players have made a switch to union, realising themselves that its the better version.
wow, i've got all round skills, WTF am i doing in League, time to switch.
by Jj May 29, 2004
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A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).
I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."
by Jj July 27, 2003
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Something that a 1337 person has lots of.
ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.
by Jj October 30, 2002
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A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards
Jerk: mmmmm mars bar
by Jj September 28, 2003
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nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses
by Jj April 23, 2003
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If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!
This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...
by Jj November 18, 2004
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During insertion, when a woman uses her extrordinarily muscular labias to pincer-off a man's penis. What is left is a bloody nub inside vagina and a fountain of blood gushing from the mangled, chewed-up strotum.

Common to female weight lifters and black chicks.
Damn, that bitch gave me a power clam and now i'm growing tits.
by Jj January 24, 2004
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