4 definitions by JizzoLizzo
when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.
person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!
by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021
When you play Fortnite for so long that you ejaculate all over your monitor/screen and your mum comes in and licks it off.
by JizzoLizzo July 17, 2019
When a players in a football match (professional or not) take it in turns to insert goal posts into their arse holes , then get red arsed by another player. if the goal post goes further in, the player kicking the ball gets a point, if the player with the post manages to tense hard enough to stop the pole from moving, then they get a point. The game rotates until someone has 69 points, and is therefore declared the Big Dirty Football
by JizzoLizzo September 2, 2021
When a foreign man accidentally steals your girl and decides he will put his moustache up her ass and lick off the shit
by JizzoLizzo July 16, 2019