7 definitions by Jimmy Kicks
A time when a once bold northern nation helped black Americans escape persecution during the Civil War. Thought to have sparked the legend of Aunt Jemima's arrival on The Underground Syrupstream.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
A large, forgotten, and agreeable hole that continually pretends to dislike being fucked by Stephen Colbert. Prefers the Oxford comma.
-Hey, you remember when Colbert talked about Canada's History? Wasn't that terrible?
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
-(collectively) Yeah, yeah, that was terrible...
(in the background) Yeah, I really disliked that...
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Something erased from your mind by whiskey and marijuana to make room for the oft underappreciated genius of the writers of "The Colbert Report." For entries on ENABLER, see Barry Julien.
-Where's Canada?
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
-Canada's History, man.
-I know, but did you see Colbert last night?
-I don't know, man.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Diplomatically boning someone with a pair of moose antlers after threatening them with a bottle of maple syrup you've smashed on the bar. Sometimes called "The Stanley Fuck."
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010