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The fucking worst football team in the history of the NFL, AFL, or any other football in which they have existed. They suck dick, and will always suck dick. They will not win another superbowl in the history of their franchise. Jerry Jones is also a cock-sucking mother-fucker of an owner. He sucks balls, and takes it in the ass from Russian body-building monkeys. The Dallas Cowboys, now, and will forever be dick eating, monkey fuckers.
I hope the Dallas Cowboys win tonight.

Fuck you, go die.
by JimWood December 6, 2010
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