9 definitions by JimTimH.
A Websturd is a person who knowingly publishes false, incorrect or otherwise untrue information on the Internet just to fuck with people or to be either funny or to self-aggrandize oneself for any purpose.
"You can't believe anything you read or see from him published on the Internet. He's a "Websturd." He"ll say or do anything to fuck you up. His motto is why let the truth get in the way of a good laugh.
by JimTimH. June 29, 2016
A Hershey Schmear is the result of wiping your ass too early. In other words, instead of cleaning your ass, you actually "schmear" a piece of shit still dangling from your asshole all over your ass resulting in a gooey mess. This, quite frequently, takes a half-roll of toilet paper to clean-up. Hershey Schmear.
I would have been out of the bathroomsooner but I had a "Hershey Schmear" and ran out of toilet paper.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
I made a "Hershey Schmear" and wiped shit halfway up my back
Oh, I gave myself a Hershey Schmear just yesterday. It made me late for work.
by JimTimH. August 13, 2012