Jim Inman's definitions
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the boatloadmug. "Naw, we quit goin to Strange Willie's. The place has been taken over by asshackers."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
" She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhardt, and that asshacker Robert has her back."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the asshackermug. A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stoneagermug. To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.
I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the blow a smoke ringmug. The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.
"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the Sahara submarinemug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the thong suckermug. To have sex, to be sexually manipulated by another, jacked-off, spanked, finger fucked, etc. To be played. see also buttpuppet
The girls had all played Maggie individually, but never as a group. It was her fantasy come true. It was the rape she had dreamed of.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the playedmug.