A stoneager is a person with basic and limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager more often than not has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there, install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stoneager.
The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.
Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.
A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
, a woman whoe's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse. She is missing many teeth, and what few are left, are rotten.
That old lady of Eric's is a crackwitch if ever I've seen one. Check-out the fangage
on the bitch.
Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.
"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."
Sheep, especially those fucked by cowboys.
Jethrow can't make it tonight, his old lady caught him screwing a Montana Debutant again.
A thong sucker is a sexual deviate or perverse and openly nasty person.
Why would a nice girl like Maggie go out with a thong sucker like him?